WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE?

tMI tuesdAY!

gamzius:

kingofscandinavia:

Let’s get personal - TMI Tuesday.

1. What is something you have always wanted to try sexually?
2. What is something you have never done in bed before?
3. What time of day do you like to have sex?
4. What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
5. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
6. If someone was in the next room would it make you nervous or excited?
7. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
8. What Part of your body are you self-conscious about?
9. Do you have any sexual regrets?
10. How Important is sex in your life? Do you like biting and scratching?
11. How do you feel about leaving marks?
12. Do you believe in make-up sex?
13. Have you ever had a one night stand?
14. Have you ever rebounded and known you were doing so?
15. Who did you lose your virginity to?
16. When and Where did you lose your virginity?
17. Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant table?
18. Where would you have sex in public?
19. Would you ever have sex while at work?
20. Would you have sex in the rain?
21. What movie makes you horny?
22. What do you like Trimed,Shaved or natural?
23. Would you have sex in a dressing room?
24. Do you like your partner to be loud during sex?
25. What words do you like to hear during sex?
26. How many times a week do you like to have sex?
27. Have you done the 69 position?
28. What are your three fav. positions?
29. What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body?
30. Top or Bottom?
31. Bedroom or other room?
32. Lights on or off?
33. Public or Private?
34. Partially or Entirely naked?
35. Naughty Videos or Hott Photos?
36. Lacy Panties/Silk Boxers or Leather?
37. Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle?
38. Standing up or Laying down?
39. Soft or Firm touch?
40. Under Covers or On top?
41. Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo?
42. Any New Positions you havent done but want to try?
43. Do you have any sexual fetishes you want to explore?
44. Are there any secret desires you have never told?
45. Where in the house is your favorite spot to have sex?
46. What is your favorite thing about sex?
47. What is your favorite sexual setting?
48. Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?
49. Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf?
50. Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?
51. Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person?
52. Do you like it rough or sensual?:
53. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?:
54. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?:
55. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?:
56. How do you feel about one night stands?:
57. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?:
58. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?:
59. How long do you usually fore-play before doing the deed?:
60. Do you like kissing during sex?:
61. Does size matter?:
62. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
63. What does your favorite fore-play include?:
64. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?:
65. Have you ever have sex for money?:
66. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?:
67. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?:
68. Do you ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner?:
69. Could you live without sex?:
70. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?:
71. Do you like to perform oral sex?:
72. Do you like to recieve oral sex?:
73. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?:
74. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?:
75. Have you ever been caught in the act?:
76. Have you ever had sex on drugs?:
77. Do you spit or swallow?:
78. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?:
79. Do you ever have sex in the shower?:
80. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?:
81. Do you feel your up to par in bed?:
82. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?:
83. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?:
84. Do you wear protection as often as you should?:
85. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?:
86. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?:
87. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?:
88. If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?:

((lets do this))

(Source: psychodeliclabia, via candyterezi)

carcinoquadratus asked: MERRY CHRISTMAS. ==>Messages you an e-gift certificate to an online gourmet chocolate shop. ENJOY.

OH WOW, UM.  THANKS.  I REALLY WASN’T EXPECTING THIS.

UHH, HERE…

==>Emails you a visa gift card or smth lol.

NO IDEA WHAT YOU WOULD EVEN WANT SO.  HERE.  SORRY IT’S LAME.

ooc // gonna post the depressing stuff under a cut

swagassbeatdown:

I’m not asking for pity or sympathy, I just want to speak my mind.

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man i feel you

i mean, i love my mom, but not in the way im supposed to love her

wow that sounded creepy but i mean

i dont see her as my mother because shes never done a fucking thing to actually, you know, act like a mom towards me, and when she does its so obvious that shes just doing it to show off

i love her more like i know im SUPPOSED to love her, and i kinda do since she is almost like a big emotionally unstable big sister that ive had to take care of all my life, but

shes not my mom

(Source: fortunatossoliloquy)

MY DASH WONT REFRESH SOMEONE HELP ME………..

AYO NIGGAS ITS CHRISTMAS SO IM OUT AYYYYUYY

yeah im not even gonna pretend to be in character right now hahaha

christmas eve parties with my dads side of the family just arent as fun as they were when i was little sign

if you are reading this and you have my phone number text message me save me from this hell

lol first world problems spending time with my family on christmas and being slightly bored ha ha ha……………..

Why do Daves always get upset when Cals start following them?

turntechcollegekid:

carcinogeticginger:

swagassbeatdown:

I will never understand. 

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO CAL IS.  ISN’T IT JUST DAVE’S BROTHER’S PUPPET?  HOW CAN IT EVEN USE A COMPUTER?

karkat

i love you baby

but you are talking to an alternate universe version of my brother

who is fucked by an alternate universe alien version of you

who is fucking an alternate universe version of me

who likes to troll you

and john

why would you ever think

that a puppet

particularly one of cals magnitude

could not be on the net

…OKAY MAYBE THAT WAS A DUMB QUESTION, BUT STILL.

(Source: fortunatossoliloquy)

Why do Daves always get upset when Cals start following them?

swagassbeatdown:

I will never understand. 

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO CAL IS.  ISN’T IT JUST DAVE’S BROTHER’S PUPPET?  HOW CAN IT EVEN USE A COMPUTER?

(Source: fortunatossoliloquy)